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[mjolnir_retriever]

Thor is in search of two Very Serious Very Official Bill Collectors From The Landlord.

Last he saw, they were making themselves pretty easy to find.

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[nolittlevoice]

Yes, yes, sigh, dishwashing, so terrible, so much worse than mucking out stables. Sigh.

and omg is that a magic rat holding a little wooden spoon?

Miguel winks at her as soon as Thor's back is turned. This place is amazing.

[mjolnir_retriever]

It is. Her name is Buttercup! And she's a formidable taskmistress.

So she doesn't wink back, especially after Thor has explained to her why they're sentenced as they are.

(But charming her will probably result in extra-large lunches on their breaks, if not any lighter workload.)

Anyway, it doesn't really take long to cover here's the sink, here's the soap, here's how you work a faucet, Daisy will show you the rest, Mistress Daisy I leave them in your capable paws.

--Oh. One more thing.

"You will, of course, return all your fraudulent proceeds to their prior owners."

[neverenoughgold]

Tulio's face falls. "But-- but--"

[nolittlevoice]

"We already gave back some..." Come on, not taking that kid's money should get them off the hook for the rest, right?

Sigh.

"...We will of course return all our fraudulent proceeds to their prior owners," he grumbles down at the floor, scuffing his foot against the corner of the refrigerator. Darn it.

[mjolnir_retriever]

"I'm glad we agree."

Aren't we all so glad that we do!

He tips a friendly wink at Buttercup and Daisy. "Enjoy your new assistants." And with that, in a glitter of armor and a manly muscular space disco viking stride: Thor out.